Yes, it's true. One of these dudes narrowly defeated Republican incumbent Sue Kelley in upstate New York's 19th Congressional district. John Hall (not to be confused with the equally sexysuave Darryl Hall or John Oates) of Yacht Rock stalwarts Orleans proved that Kelley was not "Still the One" to hold the distict's congressional seat. See if you can figure out which one he is, because theay all look the same behind all that facial hair (and the thick fog of homoeroticism)...
Based on that album cover, I'd say they were a fairly close-knit group. I wonder if the other guys in the band will get to work on his staff. Wow. That may have been the greatest unintentionally hilarious sentence of all time. [Thanks to our Legal Counsel for the scoop]
Today Pitchfork's "Get That Out of Your Mouth" column asks the question, "With music moving so fast and words becoming so cheap, have we reached the end days of criticism?" Well I didn't read the article, but it seems clear that the answer is "Yes." So Pitchfork should probably just do us all a favor and shut the fuck down.
DJ Jazzy Jeff and the Fresh Prince are getting back together. Now if only Lisa Lisa and Cult Jam would answer our prayers and get back into the studio! [Thanks to Kim T.A.G.]
If this goes back on the market, it's gonna get real easy to score in Williamsburg and Silverlake.
Finally, as if the Halloween comedown wasn't bad enough, some incredibly bored physicist who wants to coax his daughter out of her goth phase has devised a mathematical proof of the impossibility of vampires. Two observations: 1. So I assume this guy already has tenure. 2. His proof doesn't work on the Anne Rice version of vampirism, in which the vampires only "turn" those whom they consider Euro-trashy enough to join their puffy-sleeved ranks.
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